Cloth napkin, plastic knife
Posted on Tuesday, August 28th, 2007 by Michael Coogan
During a recent business trip, I dined at a nice restaurant. It was obvious to me that they were trying to hit the middle ground between fancy, five-star dining and run-of-the-mill, average fare. The restaurant’s décor, wait staff attire, and overall ambiance all spoke volumes in that regard.
Then I was seated at my table, and within seconds, one ownership decision drowned out everything I had just perceived. I reached for the cloth napkin to place it in my lap, and out tumbled a real fork and spoon, along with a plastic knife. I was so shocked that I had to take a closer look. Yep, it was PLASTIC. It looked like real flatware, but it clearly wasn’t, as I confirmed by tapping it against my plate.
I looked at some nearby tables, wondering if a mistake had been made. Nope.
They all had the same utensils wrapped in a cloth napkin. I couldn’t help laughing out loud. I’m sure the well-dressed wait staff wondered what was so funny.
Is your business like that? Are you offering your customers a plastic knife wrapped in a cloth napkin? Are you selling a better-than-average experience, only to disappoint those who realize you’ve skimped somewhere along the way?
Let me put it this way: Are you promoting Mercedes when you’re really a Pinto?
Consistency in your messages is key to your branding. Work on it, find out what you can deliver consistently, and then market the heck out of it. Your customers aren’t dumb; they’ll figure out the real you faster than you think, and they’ll laugh too if you try to fake them out. So sell me paper napkin, plastic utensils or cloth napkin, real silverware. But don’t sell me cloth napkin, plastic knife.